Anna Murray

by Brian Clarey

This is Anna Murray, a 23-year-old Greensboro resident and sometime UNCG student who spends the bulk of her time working at Adam & Eve adult notions store – which is where she scored this sexy little outfit – and playing keyboards with local indie-rock heroes Health. At the top of her Christmas list is a copy of Courtney Love’s new tell-all autobiography Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love and a DVD copy of the Tammy Faye Bakker documentary, The Eyes of Tammy Faye. She says she’s giving everybody comic books and graphic novels for gifts this year. Remember now, Anna is a real person, not just some leggy chick in a sexy outfit. But let’s pretend for a moment that, like her haltr top says, she really is Santa’s hot little hipster bitch. Just what would that job entail? “I’m Santa’s sex-toy elf,” she says. “I make all his sexy gifts.” Also, she recognizes that the gig may sooner or later involve a candy-caning.