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by Eric Ginsburg

CAITI, ABIGAIL AND LINZ-AMERICAN GIRLS

BY ERIC GINSBURG

What better fit for local talent on the Fourth of July than three best friends who have red, white and blue hair? Caiti “Rock Queen” Abbott likes jumping on trampolines, hanging out with cats, dancing in the kitchen and casting spells. Her favorite things about the US are “the freedom, the amber waves of grain and the purple mountains majesty.” Abigail “Princess Barbie” Darling loves video games, climbing trees, wearing ballgowns and finding buried treasure. She’s a self-described huge nerd and an explorer, and said her favorite part of this country is “80085.” Linz “America’s Sweethart” Hart spends her time eating candy, watching “House,” gambling and eating at Fincastle’s. She said the only thing she cares about America is “the sexy troops. Bring them home to me.” Abbott and Hart are long-time best friends and plan to get married on the Fourth of July at their home the “Babe Mansion,” inviting friends to honeymoon in tents in their yard. The two even share a cell phone, and the trio refers to Darling’s house closer to downtown as their city home or “Barbie’s RV.”

Linz and Caiti said they can be reached at 336.420.6666.

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