Melissa McCracken

by Brian Clarey

We trekked over to the Grandover Resort to catch this week’s Page Three Girl on the job. She works as a LMBT (that’s a massage therapist in plain talk) in the spa here, giving the rubdown to customers she describes as ‘“anybody and everybody. I get locals and hotel guests that range from newlyweds to retirees in motor homes. Lots of businesses and groups, too.’” You’ve got to be careful with the nomenclature in her line of work. ‘“I don’t like to call myself a ‘masseuse,”” she says, ‘“because people confuse that with the other kind of therapist.’” She’s been in Greensboro for 15 years and has no plans to leave anytime soon. ‘“I love walking into a place and seeing familiar faces ‘— at the bars, in the grocery store, on the festival circuit. I know a lot of good people in Greensboro.’” She has two messages to impart to readers of YES! Weekly: ‘“Check out the band The Clumsy Lovers [],’” and ‘“Tell the pervs to stay away from the Grandover.’”