Rachel O’Mahony

by Brian Clarey

We’ve been trying to track down Rachel O’Mahony, this week’s Page Three model, for months, ever since we saw her picture taken at a local bar where she was a contestant in a celebrity look-alike contest of sorts, posed in tight cut-offs and sporting a YES! Weekly temporary tattoo on her bare midriff. One staffer actually made a poster of it. At any rate, we found her waiting tables at the Chop House, the venerable Greensboro restaurant known for its steaks and seafood served in an elegant atmosphere. It turns out the 19-year-old Eastern Randolph High School grad is at something of a crossroads in her life. “I have my nursing certificate,” she says, “but I’m kind of, like, undecided with what I want to do with my life. I’m going back to school soon, I’m not sure where. Maybe I’ll completely switch my major to something like interior design, maybe be on ‘Trading Spaces.'” We think television is a fine idea… they don’t make nurse’s uniforms that would do her justice, anyway.