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Wednesday, November 4,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
Congratulations, Sagittarius! Free Will Astrology's Task Force on Creative Suffering has confirmed that your current dilemmas are exceptionally interesting and useful. You have demonstrated an impressive talent for getting embroiled in riddles that promise to bring out your dormant reserves of vitality and ingenuity.
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Wednesday, October 28,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): At a family planning conference in Beijing, a researcher from Ghana presented testimony about tribal issues that he had in part gleaned through interviews with dead ancestors. He said that spirit mediums had acted as his "translators".
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Wednesday, October 21,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It's an excellent time to see if you can remove some of the neurotic twitches from your erotic itches.
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Wednesday, October 14,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
circumstances arent as dire as you feared, Scorpio. The freaky monster in the closet is bored with spooking you and will soon be departing the premises. Meanwhile, one of your other tormentors is about to experience some personal sadness that will soften his or her heart toward you.
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Wednesday, October 7,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The sun shines brighter on my new home. The old place had resemblances to a cave and was surrounded by tall trees. My new space is surrounded by a wide sky and drinks in the solar radiance from dawn to dusk. As you might expect, my 15 plants need to drink a lot more than they used to.
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Wednesday, September 30,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Is there a big difference between your current job and your beloved career? Do you suffer from the unsettling feeling that your calling hasn't called you yet? Are you under the impression that your main reason for being here on Earth may reveal itself at some unknown time in the future, but not anytime soon?
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Wednesday, September 23,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This is an excellent time to celebrate the pleasures of emptiness.. to extol the virtues of the blank slate.. to be open to endless possibilities but committed to none
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Wednesday, September 16,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): There's a device on the market that claims to age wine very quickly. The makers of "Clef du Vin" say that by using their simple technology, you can "accelerate the aromatic development of the wine"s flavor and soften its structure.
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Wednesday, August 26,2009

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By Rob Brezsny
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I was listening to a sports talk show on the radio. The host had recently discovered Twitter, and was pleased with how many fans he had already accumulated. But he was not at all happy with the words "Twitter" or "tweet." Too effeminate, he said.
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Wednesday, August 19,2009

Free Will Astrology

By Rob Brezsny
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your strategies are very close to working. The results you've generated so far are almost useful, bordering on successful and on the brink of being beautiful. My question now is: You won't stop here, will you? You've already garnered a measure of recognition.
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