DVD Pick of the week: THE THREE MUSKETEERS/THE FOUR MUSKETEERS 2-MOVIE COLLECTION (lionsGate Home entertainment)
Director Richard lester scored back-to-back box-office hits with these rollicking adaptations of the classic Alexandre Dumas story, originally intended as a single epic but then divided into two films, released in 1973 and ’74, respectively.
Michael York plays D’Artagnan, the young swordsman eager to join the Queen’s Musketeers: Athos (Oliver Reed), Porthos (Richard Chamberlain) and Aramis (Frank Finlay). He gets his chance when treachery rears its head, personified by the nefarious Cardinal Richelieu (Charlton Heston) and his cunning cohorts, Milady de Winter (Faye Dunaway) and the ruthless, one-eyed Rochefort (Christopher lee). It’s one for all and all for one — and boisterous, non-stop action and adventure, accentuated by lester’s patented slapstick and some of the best swordfights ever committed to film.
The energetic cast (of both films) also includes Raquel Welch (in a Golden Globe-award winning performance) as the lovely Constance, whom D’Artagnan is (understandably) drawn to; Jean-Pierre Cassel as louis XIII and Geraldine Chaplin as Queen Anne, simon Ward as the Duke of Buckingham, spike Milligan and Roy kinnear.
The lightness of the first film is supplanted by a darker, nastier turn in the second film, but both are splendid screen renditions of the oft-told tale, perhaps the best ever filmed. The second film earned an Oscar nomination for Best Costume Design. Both films are rated PG.
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