DVD Pick of the week: Long Pigs (R2 Films)
LONG PIGS (R2 Films): This low-budget mock documentary about the life and times of a modern-day serial killer marks a little triumph for the duo of writer/producer/directors Chris Power and Nathan Hynes (writer/producer/directors), as well as for leading man Anthony Alviano, who gives a memorable performance as the killer in question.
Power and Hynes, using their real names, play documentary filmmakers who chronicle the day-to-day existence of Anthony McAlister (Alviano), a seemingly mild-mannered fellow who spends his days stalking and killing his victims, disposing of the gruesome evidence by eating his victims. (One of his ambitions is to write a cookbook about his unusual culinary habits!) With nary a wink or nod toward the audience, Long Pigs plays it absolutely straight, yet with a subtle sense of the absurd that also pokes fun at the notion of celebrity and the “objectivity” of documentary filmmaking. The scenes of Anthony preparing his meals are enough to turn anyone into a vegetarian, even though it’s obvious he’s eating animal meat. The low-key approach proves a completely effective one, although the squeamish are forewarned.
This is one satire that cuts close to the bone (pun intended), being both outrageous and unsettling in equal measure. There are a few slow moments, but all told this is an auspicious, audacious, sometimes nasty little number that is sure to find cult favor. Also available directly from www.longpigsthefilm.com.
13TEEN (North American Motion Pictures):This serial-killer thriller is essentially a threehander,with Amanda Brown, John lansh andMarc Huvstadt in the leading roles — and oneis not who he or she seems. Originally titled ForSale by Owner, this is structured like a play butnot bad at all, with neat camera angles addingsome expanse. First-time writer/producer/directorPritesh Chheda (who also plays a small role)may be a talent to watch. Rated R.BLIND DATE (e1 entertainment): Not to beconfused with the Blake edwards comedy, thisAmerican remake of a film by Theo van Gogh(to whom the film is dedicated) stars PatriciaClarkson and stanley Tucci as a couple who pretendthat each date they have is their first, dueto a prior tragedy. 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