We love this girl. And let me tell you why. This week’s Page Three model was the very first to send us pictures of herself along with a request to pose for the shot. The girl’s got confidence, people, and she wears it like a stole in this shot just outside of Fincastle’s on Elm. Her name is Melinda Martin, and she’s a native. ‘“I’ve lived here forever,’” she says. She’s also got a job, working as a dental hygienist for Drs. Barry Maynor and Jamel Odeh, whom we’re sure will appreciate the plug. When she’s not admonishing people for their aversion to floss, she likes to work out, get out to the beach and window shop for cars. And Melinda admits to being a celebrity gossip junkie. So we just had to get her appraisal of the Tom Cruise situation, the subject of much speculation here in the office. She bites her lower lip and says, ‘“I think he’s’… crazy now.’” To which we say, ‘“Crazy like a dead space alien whose spirit haunts an unknowing human.’” What? You don’t like Scientology jokes?