College life will be starting back up soon, which means that you’re going to see all those pesky college kids riding their bikes around, crowding coffee shops, jay-walking in traffic, pretending to care about animal rights, snapping selfies in front of tragedy, trying to use fake-IDs, leaving trails of class papers wherever they go, clogging the bandwidth with Netflix streams, and generally acting like they own the world. We took a jab at some of the regulars, and we think we’re pretty spot-on. That’s not your cellphone ringing, kid, that’s the class bell.
FILM SCHOOL KID
Address: 1533 South Main Street, Winston-Salem, North Carolina 27117
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $8,718/$24,128
Some Famous Alumni: David LaChapelle, Judge Reinhold, Danny R. McBride, Kenneth Frazelle, Randy Jones
Known for: The University of North Carolina School of the Arts has remained one of the top arts schools in the country, consistently graduating successful actors of both stage and screen, award-winning songwriters, playwrights, and artists of all mediums.
Address: 1834 Wake Forest Road, Winston-Salem, North Carolina 27106
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $44,200
Some Famous Alumni: Melissa Harris-Perry, Tim Duncan, Kay Hagan, Jesse Helms
Known for: Wake Forest University graduates some remarkable athletes and political figures, but the university also maintains one of the finest medical schools in the country, as well as contributing significantly to local health care.
Address: 1400 Spring Garden Street, Greensboro, North Carolina 27412
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $6,442/$21,304
Some Famous Alumni: Claudia Emerson, Emmylou Harris, Samwell, Tom Smith, Carol Mann, Beth Leavel
Known for: Established as a women’s college in 1891, UNCG consistently ranks as one of the top values in public education. With robust fields of study in education, nursing, business and fine arts, the university remains central to the city’s identity and future success. UNCG is currently undergoing a significant expansion of facilities while retooling programs of study for the current academic environment.
UNCG GRAD STUDENT
UNCG Grad student
Address: 1202 Spring Garden St., Greensboro, North Carolina, 27412
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $3,744/$10,469 for 12-hour load
Some Famous Alumni: Robert Morgan, George Singleton, Bruce Piephoff
Known for: The graduate school at UNCG is home to several innovative programs in business entrepreneurship, public health and geography. Schools of music, nursing, and education have long established track records of success. The UNCG Master of Fine Arts program in creative writing under the guidance of Terry Kennedy has become one of the most competitive in the country.
Address: 1601 E. Market Street, Greensboro, North Carolina 27411
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $3,849/$10,229
Some Famous Alumni: Ronald McNair, The Greensboro Four, Jesse Jackson, Clara Leach Adams-Ender, Al Attles
Known for: North Carolina Agricultural and Technical State University is, among other things, known for having the Greatest Homecoming On Earth (#GHOE). The food, the parties, the music”¦ all of these unique cultural events contribute to what many consider to be the biggest party of the year. Innovative science and business programs continue to place entrepreneurial Aggies at the forefront of our community.
Address: 601 Martin Luther King Drive, Winston-Salem, North Carolina 27110
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $3,144/$14,281
Some Famous Alumni: Earl “The Pearl” Monroe, Louis Farrakhan, Donald Evans, Lorraine H. Morton
Known for: Besides legendary basketball coach Clarence “Bighouse” Gaines, WSSU is known for producing successful graduates ready for 21st century challenges. A new Motorsports Management program is considered the first degree of its kind in the nation. WSSU graduates professionals ready for success in business and teaching professions, in addition to producing the third largest number of nurses in the state. The Diggs Gallery on campus is also recognized as one of the best contemporary African-American art galleries in the country.
Address: 601 High Point Road, Jamestown, North Carolina 27282 Population: 15,134
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $2,288/$8,432
Some Famous Alumni: B.J. Barnes, Kat Lamp, Chef Richard Miller
Known for: GTCC graduates students in a variety of fields, including many who go on to careers in health care, culinary arts and aviation. A solid graphic arts program has placed many designers into successful careers in the Triad, and a new code and video game design curriculum positions GTCC for continued success in both workforce training and college placement.
High Point University
Address: 833 Montlieu Avenue, High Point, North Carolina 27262
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $32,430
Some Famous Alumni: Jack Lucas, Donna Fargo, Duck Culler, Elizabeth Carty, Tubby Smith
Known for: High Point University is pretty much the Club Med of higher education. The reason for the steep tuition is because there are so many luxurious amenities, including valet parking, multiple outdoor pools, live music, campus parking, airport transportation, laundry, tutoring, and even printing.
Address: 5800 West Friendly Avenue, Greensboro, North Carolina 27410
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): $16,855
Some Famous Alumni: Rick Goings, Tony Womack, Doc Searis, Bob Kauffman, Arthur Chase, Mary Ann Akers
Known for: It’s quaint campus on the western edge of Greensboro continues to be a place where leaders emerge. Founded in 1837, it remains the only Quaker-founded college in the southeastern United States, but is now independent of formal ownership by any Quaker body. The school has an excellent reputation for inclusiveness and peace and justice advocacy, in addition to global engagement with the international community of students.
ART SCHOOL GIRL
Every college everywhere
Address: The closest campus to your home
Population: Never enough
Tuition (in-state/out-of-state): Has frequent customer card at local coffee shop
Some Famous Alumni: Lady Gaga, Carol Burnett, Jenny McCarthy
Known for: Being perpetually late to class due to auditions, leaving paint streaks on the desk from not-yet dried acrylics from previous art class, drinking enough coffee to caffeinate a small village, having the haircut that other girls look at as weird while also being simultaneously attractive to men who are too scared to talk to her, smoking cigarettes next to signs that say “No Smoking,” and playing music loud enough for everyone to hear and generally not giving a fuck. !